SETTING THE EXPECTATIONS

Fort Ilocandia - Advertising (Website 1)

Fort Ilocandia - Advertising (Website 2) 

 Fort Ilocandia - Advertising (Sales Brochure 1)

Fort Ilocandia - Advertising (Sales Brochure 2) 

THE BREAKFAST BUFFET

Fort Ilocandia - Breakfast Buffet










OUR FIRST ROOM – NUMBER 337

Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Front Door

 Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Bathroom Mirror

Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Toilet Paper Dispenser 

Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Bathroom Door Mildew 

Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Bathroom Ceiling 

Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Aircon Vent 

Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Ceiling 

Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Draperies 

Fort Ilocandia - Room 337 Television 

THE POOL

Fort Ilocandia - Pool Area



Fort Ilocandia - Pool Area Bathroom 

THE RESTAURANTS


There are only two restaurants serving the whole resort – both are overpriced and lacking in any semblance of quality.  The “coffee shop” is where all of the items for the main restaurant, room service, pool and cocktail bars are prepared.  This menu consisted of was mostly inedible.  The chef salad consisted of hard-boiled egg, slices of Spam and “quick-melt cheese” (a Velveeta-type non-dairy cheese product) on top of tired iceberg lettuce. 

There are only two types of salad dressings served in the entire resort – oil and vinegar or thousand island.  Apparently the chefs at this “5-star resort” have never heard of honey-mustard, balsamic vinaigrette, Roquefort, French, Italian, Caesar, or buttermilk ranch, to name a few standard issues. 

The second restaurant is a Chinese restaurant, and serves a bland assortment of second-rate Chinese food.  I ordered hot and sour soup and it smelled rather off.  I also ordered a noodle dish which was equally distasteful.

THE GIFT SHOP

Fort Ilocandia - Gift Shop


THE ACTIVITIES

 Fort Ilocandia - Available & Unavailable Activities
 Fort Ilocandia - Watersports Facility - Closed

ARCHITECTURAL DETAILS, FINISHES, MAINTENANCE AND REPAIRS

 Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Ceiling 1

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Ceiling 2 

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Ceiling 3

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Ceiling 4 

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Ceiling 5 

 Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Exposed Plumbing

 Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Floor Tiles 1

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Floor Tiles 2

 Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Furniture 1

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Furniture 2 

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Lighting 1 

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Lighting 2 

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Lighting 3 

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Terrace 1 

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Terrace 2 

Fort Ilocandia - Common Area Walkway 

Fort Ilocandia - Fountain 1

 Fort Ilocandia - Fountain 2

Fort Ilocandia - Fountain 3 

 Fort Ilocandia Exterior - Missing Fascias